BRYAN DAWE: Well we might leave that one and move on I think. What percentage of the world's asylum seekers applications were made last year to Australia?
JOHN CLARKE: 98 per cent.
BRYAN DAWE: No that is incorrect.
JOHN CLARKE: 87 per cent?
BRYAN DAWE: No it was 0.5 of one per cent, Iggy.
JOHN CLARKE: Gee
BRYAN DAWE: Where did this rank Australia amongst the world's nations taking in refugees?
JOHN CLARKE: First!
BRYAN DAWE: No, think about this Iggy, half of one per cent of the applications made in the world were made in applications to come Australia. So where did that rank us amongst world nations?
JOHN CLARKE: Yeah, Second!
BRYAN DAWE: No, 33rd
JOHN CLARKE: Oh well a lot of countries are richer, you know, the rich countries can take lots of migrants.
BRYAN DAWE: No, no, Iggy if you take the GDP into account we're actually 70th. OK, what percentage of Australia's immigrants come by boat?
JOHN CLARKE: Oh about 98 per cent
BRYAN DAWE: No, down a bit
JOHN CLARKE: 83 per cent
BRYAN DAWE: Down a fair bit.
JOHN CLARKE: 66 per cent.
BRYAN DAWE: No down from 2 per cent
JOHN CLARKE: About 50 per cent.
BRYAN DAWE: No. I think this next question could help you Iggy. How do most people who emigrate to Australia arrive?
JOHN CLARKE: Oh they come in boats, sort of really small boats with a quite a high front.
BRYAN DAWE: No, the vast majority arrive by plane.
JOHN CLARKE: No they don't they come in boats I've seen them on television they're in little boats with quite a high front, they're sort of low in the water.
BRYAN DAWE: Hey Iggy have you ever seen an aeroplane on television?
JOHN CLARKE: Well, yeah I've been on an aeroplane.
BRYAN DAWE: And when was that Iggy?
JOHN CLARKE: When I came to Australia.
BRYAN DAWE: Correct!
JOHN CLARKE: Oh good I've got one right.
BRYAN DAWE: Which group has the highest rate of success in establishing that they are genuine immigrants: the ones who come on planes or the ones who come in boats?
JOHN CLARKE: The ones who come in planes.
BRYAN DAWE: No the ones who come here on boats.
JOHN CLARKE: Oh do they? I did well then.
BRYAN DAWE: You did very well. Final question Iggy. What's the point of moving the big processing centre for the boatpeople from Christmas Island to East Timor?
JOHN CLARKE: I've got no idea.
BRYAN DAWE: Correct and after that round you are still living in a country which was invaded in the first place and in which you've overstayed your visa.
JOHN CLARKE: Yeah well we won't be having any more of that will we?
BRYAN DAWE: No.
JOHN CLARKE: Not now I'm here.
H/T Byron Pictures: (1) From the ABC 7.30 report website; (2) www.syndesmos.net
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Where did this rank Australia amongst the world's nations taking in refugees?
Here is an extract from Clarke and Dawe 's take on asylum seekers. You can read the transcript or watch it here.