The other week my small group was talking about Gilbert and Sullivan, and I mentioned the "I'm a very model of a modern Evangelical" by Tom Hanna. We're now trying to track down the words, so if anyone knows, please inform me.
Here are the first few lines (courtesy of Marty Kemp):
I am the very model of a modern evangelical
I have a Bible knowledge which is really quite incredible
I know my Stott and Carson and I keep a copy by my bed
Of Calvin's Intitutes which I have not ... well which I might have read...